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super tow truck 

a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.
I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!
super tow truck by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004
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super tow truck 

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
super tow truck by Anonymous October 9, 2002
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"In Tow" is a phrase that is used by Mexicans with Green Cards to indicate that they are towing an old, scrappy vehicle to sell in Mexico for very cheap. It is usually written on the back window of the said vehicle.
When I went to the gas station in Louisiana, I saw some Mexicans towing a Ford Ranger. On the back of the truck, it said "in tow"

cam l tow 

Ayo the bitch got a cam l tow
cam l tow by NiggaTombo October 3, 2020

Slow Tow 

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.
while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow
Slow Tow by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers
Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!
bro tow by Mrgnar October 9, 2016

Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !