toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”

Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.

E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"

by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007

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tffers

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referrred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit tffers tonight then revs

by yzy May 13, 2010

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toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.

Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!

by hitchhiker April 15, 2008

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toffee

the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.

be afraid, be very afraid.

dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!

toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.

dxd: ...

toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.

by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004

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