Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
A college football fan who never played for the team.
esp. fans of Texas Tceh, who share Leach's obsession with pirates and facepaint.
esp. fans of Texas Tceh, who share Leach's obsession with pirates and facepaint.
WOOOO TCEH ROCKS!!!! WRECK 'EM RAIDERS!!!! MIKE SHERMAN IS THE SHIT!!!! WOOOO!!!!
shut up, t-shirt fan.
shut up, t-shirt fan.
by SLC666 October 04, 2009
A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.
by hitler July 09, 2003
The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.
-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.
by Cheesy D February 28, 2011
Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like
"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
Noun
I see shirt that says something like
"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 01, 2021