Swooshy Hair

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.

Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh

by eyoreandpenguinequalbff August 4, 2009

Swoosh

A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.

by anairda64 June 19, 2009

smoos news

When something is pleasing to the ear and it is good news.

Antonym: Bad News

Person 1: "Dude, I won the lottery today!"

Person 2: "Smoos News!"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

Shooshboosh

Something that sounds wrong but has no actual meaning behind it... So I'll make a couple up (feel free to add some more!)

1. Toilet

2. Imbecile

3. Soup

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1; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

2; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

3; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

X)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010

SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel

You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!

by RasericGames January 1, 2012