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Skimping

when a amateur, hood rat weed dealer is broke and gives you less then what you paid for or runs off with your money.
by ytsanbes September 28, 2017
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Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind
Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world
by Swim coach Nyberg June 9, 2019
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Simping

When someone is in their feelings or simply reminiscing a time, place, or person, that causes them to fall into a sad mood.
Maria: Why are you always playing sad music?
Alex: Shut up! I’m simping.
by Tsxluv.simp March 6, 2018
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simping

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

A simp is someone who will stop at nothing to get someone else to be with them. This guy, gal, or non-binary pal will do everything in their power to impress the other person and show themselves off. Sometimes, the person who is simping will be so obsessed with the other person that they will start to follow them around and BECOME that other person.

Thus, simping means that that the person is actively being a simp.
Edward was simping so hard for Pam, he took off his shirt in math class to show her how jacked he was.

J: Hey, where is Edward?
K: He is probably outside Pam's house simping.
by Stuffy UH March 2, 2020
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Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"
by danster4286 April 15, 2020
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swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.
Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...
by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018
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swimming pool

A pool of water used for teaching children to swim or simply for swimming for relaxation or to keep fit. Outdoor ones are best avoided in summer as they end up like a swampland with wildlife to match.
Never swallow any water in a swimming pool. Ten to one someone has gone for a piss (or worse) in the pool.
by Stormsworder May 31, 2007
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