bonzi swallow

The art of waiting to the last possible second to grab your spouse head and pull down when you blow a nut

Some Girl I meet at the bar offered me a BJ .and I had to see if she could Bonzi swallow. To my surprise she didn't blink an eye.

by Ohiofitter December 8, 2016

double swallow

When a guy cums into a girl’s mouth, she swallows it and throws it back up, spits into his mouth and then he swallows it.

My girl and I double swallowed last night. I think she had sushi for dinner.

by Smokebusters May 3, 2018

to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

by B-rizzle May 13, 2019

gut swallow

To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).

guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.

by jimmybomm January 11, 2021

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

by a very tired student September 24, 2018

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013