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Susan Reynolds

Susan is possibly nonexistent we will never know if she exists but the only proof we have is “Maria had one child with Reynolds,a son named susan, born august 18, 1785.” That’s the only proof so Susan if you did exist RiP. Susan is known for being canceled among the hundreds of Hamilton TikTokers even making her way onto straight TikTok.
Susan Reynolds is a queen who never got credit.
by james..alexanderhamilton October 19, 2020
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Susan Wojcicki

The current CEO of YouTube since February 2014, she is a bitch who sides with homophobes and scammers while harming reputable creators.
Susan Wojcicki sucks ass.
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Susan Collins

A Tom Collins drink spiked with roofies. A date rape drink to give to a person so that they are unconscious when raped. See also Bill Cosby drink.
The lady will have a Susan Collins. She isn't receptive to my advances. But with this date rape drink I won't need her consent.
by Brett_Kavanagh October 5, 2018
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Susan Collins

1. A term used to describe a woman who trusts an irate, lying, paranoid drunk over a competent, collected woman.
2. A politician who acts as though she is a moderate feminist, but is a master-mind behind the war on women.
3. The act of pretending to care and listen to survivors of sexual assault, but afterwards claiming the survivors were bullies.
4. A politician who delivers a speech that speaks down to every person who ever experienced or believed someone who was a victim of sexual assault.
5. A hypocrite.
Angela pulled a Susan Collins when she told Brandon that Amy was a bully for telling her she was raped last weekend.
That governor is a real Susan Collins for saying she supports women while restricting their access to birth control.

I would say I'm more of a Susan Collins in that I find angry powerful men incredibly compelling.
by Bart Kavanaugh October 6, 2018
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Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.
Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.
by andy1 July 14, 2007
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Dirty Susan

The act of pinching a mans nose with your ass when your being eaten out and their nose touches your asshole.
My man was eating my pussy when his nose touched my asshole, so I gave him a dirty Susan and yelled "got your nose!
by GeneralPepe March 20, 2022
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Blowjob Susan

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.
John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.
by Davey T October 22, 2007
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