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Shitting Myself Uncontrollably Laughing
OMG! IM TOTALLY GONNA SMUL RIGHT NOW
by Have-u-got-it October 6, 2023
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retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1 “is water wet
person 2“retard simulator
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
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Pet Simulator X

Also known as Pet Sim X, this game is on a platform called Roblox and is literally gacha hell. You could spend literal months grinding for a good pet (if you had just gotten the game), one that's actually usable, or you could just spend 400 robux to spend on an exclusive egg (basically the egg where all the pets that actually have value are located) to get one just as good or better.

There are so many deadass gamepasses that are stupidly overpowered, people who have them will rocket past people who don't. Opening eggs is extremely slow unless you buy Triple eggs, and not fast unless you buy Octuple eggs.

Making any progress at all is almost impossible unless you beg or spend robux. Gems are insanely hard to get if you don't pay to win (the new diamond cave does NOT help at all), to get ONE of the pets in the game to fill your pet dex, you have to spend 4,500 robux to have a 1 PERCENT CHANCE of getting a huge diamond cat.

The scamming is also a big issue. Little Timmy stole mommy's credit card to buy 10 exclusive eggs, got nothing good, tried to sell it in the trading plaza, got scammed, and cried himself to sleep. (This is just speculation)

Overall, this game is stupid. I don't get why little 7 year olds are ruining their lives wasting their days alive playing this brain dead pay to win piece of dogshit.
John: Yoo I just got a new titanic pet in pet simulator X! I only spent 273,800 robux getting it!
Lincoln: What the fuck is wrong with you
John: I'm literally 6 years old
Lincoln: Where did you get all that robux?
John: My mom. Don't worry, I only spent 2,700 dollars in real life to get all of it!
by a_random_idot May 15, 2023
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smuledged

generally fucked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone C&C.
"Moose got smuledged in DG."
"That Deer got smuledged by that rifle."
by Jason David Josh January 27, 2006
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SIMULFLANGE

no one knows wat the fuck this word means
wat the fuck is a simulflange!!!
by DETOXX May 30, 2008
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Shmuly

The quiet person in class. When he is with his friends, he becomes a crazy person. So funny and loving. Teachers pet and mommy’s boy. When he was a baby everyone said he was the cutest.
by Coolgurl November 1, 2017
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Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.
Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."
by theVguy August 9, 2016
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