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Mistar Stassi

The "JeffK" pronunciation of the name "Mister Stasis". See "JeffK" and "1337".

hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".
"Mistar Stassi si teh 1337!!!111"

"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO"

"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."
by Stasis AMK3 August 12, 2003
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stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.
by toee May 23, 2006
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staskus

Easily pursuaded into eating goat fecies. Especially with sprinkles on top... they like it like that. : )
Did you just staskus, or am I smelling my own butt?
by Saffo November 8, 2007
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stashiani twirl

The Stashiani Twirl (A.K.A the spunk sprinkler) created by Alexander Anastashiades.
The stashiani twirl is to perform the action of rubbing the end of the penis with the palm of ones hand in a 360 degrees motion at high speed at the near completion of masturbation, causing the sperm or Man Muck to fly out in a 360 degrees spread resembling a sprinkler. The aim being that it, like a sprinkler tries to cover as much as possible.
by brighton January 4, 2008
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Stashpocket

A often secret pocket to stash different things of often high value.
"Hey Mike, I can't carry this shit with me, but I can't just leave it either.." "Well dude stash that shit up in one of them stashpockets! I got one just around the corner!"
by CRA$ October 12, 2008
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stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face
i totally gave that girl a stastick
by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010
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Steasing

While dancing in a club, a flirtatious female grinds you to see if she can't make you stiff (an erection) purely for her own enjoyment as a tease
Mark: that girl was soo hot for me bro, she grabbed my penis!!

Phil: dude, she was steasing you! I got steased by her last week!
by Sly Fig June 29, 2011
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