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Student of Life 

People who call themselves a "student life" give themselves away immediately as douchebags and idiots. Typically they didnt go to college but would like to pretend they studied for something. Have PH'd's in finding drugs on bathroom floors and making GB's.
Candace: So what do you do?

Wave: Bro im like a soundcloud rapper and overall student of life.

Candace: *walks away*

Student Blues 

A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.
Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!

Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now

Student Section

Section of students that yell and cheer for their team. Students will even taunt the opposing team. A student section is supposed to be loud and obnoxious.
That student section was awesome last night. They got in the other teams head.
Student Section by Nschutte24 November 16, 2017

student affairs 

1. Where i report people who are dicks(alt option: beat the shit out of them)

2. A good place to leagally skip school.

3. Hell when youre called up
1. I reported that mother fucker who stole my only pen.

2. I went to student affairs to skip 4th period

3. I was called up to student affairs and though i was in trouble but it turned out to be b.s.
student affairs by leethaxxor January 27, 2004

Student Créche 

The place for GCSE, A Level and University students to discuss matters pertaining to student life, university and career options.

www.StudentCreche.co.uk - the site for students, managed by students!
BENEFITS OF USING STUDENT Créche:

- Want to be a Doctor? Lawyer? Teacher? Something else?
- We can provide essential career advice – as we have a wide connection with various professionals and undergraduates.
- Coming soon: LIVE Interview With a “MEDICAL” Student.

- In the future, we hope to interview many students studying different courses such as Law, Dentistry, Pharmacy and many more!
- We also aim to hold live online interviews with professionals and graduates (this includes real doctors, dentists and so on...).

- We’re offering expert support for various subjects - including Science, English and so on.
- You may also help each other.
- We’re presenting an ideal opportunity and unique hotspot for students to gain help, FOR FREE, when they’re not in school and seem to be struggling for help.

- Student Crèche caters for the many interests that students have.
- We have not limited the site to just “subject support”, although you are free to simply use it for this purpose if u wish.
- We have a “Play Area” - with several hundred games - and we host regular tournaments featuring many cool prizes.

- Furthermore, students can talk with each other and discuss topics related to certain sports such as: Boxing, Cricket, Football, Films, Health, Relationships, Technology...
- Basically, you can talk about anything and everything!

Student Siren 

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer
What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
Student Siren by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005