Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

riverside stem academy

the best fukin school everyone is jealous of

-i love the riverside stem academy!
-really?
-hell yeah
- i thought it sucks
-the only thing that sucks is your mouth on my dick
-omf asdfghjkl

by luvyamomma1001 September 6, 2016

Stempniak'd

A literal explanation of the act of passing a particularily raunchy fart into the atmosphere. Named after a particularily bad Toronto Maple Leaf trade for Lee Stempniak which saw Alexander Steen and Carlo Colaiacovo leave Toronto, in an effort to pick up the goal scorer. Stempniak did nothing all season, while the two traded players flourished.

The Leafs really Stempniak'd themselves!

Man lifts his leg, lets go a raunchy sounding fart and exclames "I just Stempniak'd"

Can also be used to describe ones piece of work.

"That deck looks like someone Stempniak'd on it"

by Swinger525 May 27, 2009

Stemcology

Stemcology is the science of evaluating the therapeutic potential of stem cell secretions. Although the field comprises of broad pharmacology principles, it is specifically focused at understanding the pharmacological action/s of stem cell secretome/s at physiological / sub-pathological concentrations with a major aim to achieve specific and selective therapeutic effects.

Novel small molecules are developed by adopting principles of stemcology for treating cardiac diseases.

by MAKEditors March 20, 2017

stemcel

An incel who has a job within a STEM field, which tends to attract a shitload of them.

Girl 1: "Damn he's cute, and he has a stable career. Why hasn't he been snatched up?"
Girl 2: "He's a stemcel. He does nothing but crunch numbers on a screen and talk about how much girls only date douchebags."

by chadwarden62 August 31, 2018

once you go white, nothing else seems right

popular 70´s line coined after "once you go black ..."

- So you really want to date that white neighbor of yours?
You better be careful, sister. You know what they say: once you go white, nothing else seems right.

by Rob1977 November 30, 2016

stemmy

horny, randy, desiring sex, in heat. Usually refers to a male.

I stay stemmy all the time!

by bisxual yankee geek June 22, 2003