Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

stealer

when you steal something you are a stealer.

you're such a stealer!

by baconSavage December 14, 2018

steamed mask

Steamed Mask refers to a sterile face mask that has been used to prevent a virus outbreak that has then been steamed in a steamer and re-worn.
Suggested by the all-knowing Ann Chiang, there is no need to buy a new mask for the 2019 nCoV outbreak, you can steam it and it's totally disinfected.

When Ann Chiang mentioned she wore a steamed mask, medical sector lawmaker Pierre Chan said this is simply a "horrible" idea and he appealed to people not to take up the suggestion.

Carrie Lam to Xi: I'd steam my mask for you any day.

by p3ppap1g February 5, 2020

steamedhams23

The best uncle that anyone could ever ask for

steamedhams23 is one of the nicest people to have ever existed, he is an incredible person!

by NotAlien January 19, 2021

Stealen

Stealen when your say this and your family says it’s not a word well show them this cause it is now

You:maybe my phone did get stealen

Clayton: stealen isn’t a word

You: *pulls out this*

Clayton: maybe it is a word then 🤣🤣

by Smiffpiff January 28, 2021

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004