standing at attention

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.

After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

by dominito July 4, 2012

Stalingrad Maneuver

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.

Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.

by Marty S. November 30, 2006

fuck me standing

An expression of vast displeasure.

"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."

"Well, fuck me standing!"

by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006

Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Staring Rights

An incidental, innocent gaze at someone where your head has to turn less to see them, than their's does to see you. More head turn means less staring rights, for example. Adds more uncomfortability factor if you have to turn your head to gaze at someone, they notice you looking and they're WTF'ing at you.

Best done while waiting for a train or something that requires glancing in one direction continually where the person you want to check out is also in that direction.

I was at the diner yesterday and I tried to check this girl out a bit better, but she noticed me looking over and had the staring rights on me.

by I M Not Nice March 9, 2011