When Jiminy stole a bottle of Russian standard from the Liquor Bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. As Mam had advised him, Carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.
by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011
Get the Russian Standardmug. The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.
No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.
Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.
No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.
Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.
"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."
"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."
"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."
by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009
Get the Bud Standardmug. by pierrecurie March 17, 2004
Get the Yinbo standardmug. A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011
Get the Standard Tuesdaymug. (noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.
As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.
by Lardass October 4, 2003
Get the industry-standardmug. 
by cbkjsldaerf March 23, 2017
Get the standard levelmug.