sabertooth tiger

an uber cougar. def.1

an exceptionally older woman 70 and above who frequents the club scene. def 2

usually at the peak of their senility.

Damn Aleks! do you remember those sabertooth tigers at the karaoke bar? eg.1

Those sabertooth tigers are driving too slow!

by almo&phons September 25, 2008

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)

Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!

by Fey Queen October 27, 2009

sabertooth crotch hippo

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her

God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo

by critterkiller January 25, 2014

Scabe

A significant other which you will not commit to, or admit to others that you are, indeed, in a relationship with them. The tofurkey of significant others.

Person one: Hey babe could you grab me a beer out of the cooler?
Person two: Did you just call me babe?
Person one: No, I said scabe

by RichardPorkins January 13, 2020

scaberial

A smoking hot guy named Gabby who has got a missive horse cock

Hey look at that Scaberial over there

by ferda boiiiis June 3, 2020

Saben

Very sweet and loves puppies. Also handsome enough to be a model and is very sexy.

Saben should be a model

by 3mcarrot September 12, 2021