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swumpy

an article of clothing that is comfortable, but very ugly.
"This jacket is so swumpy, I'm not sure if I should buy it."
by pompompencil August 11, 2023
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Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
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squmph

"Squmph"
"Yeag"
by KingConk November 13, 2023
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slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024
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slumpy stew

a stew made of shums, maggots, scorching soup, and ground up skibidi slicers.
i finally got some maggots! time to make some slumpy stew!!!
by camillelavigne May 22, 2024
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Stumpyism

To make mistakes when typing words because you’ve got fat thumbs, the word derives from Stumpy on Royal Match.
His grammar is atrocious, it must be a case of Stumpyism!
by Dib.Dab April 2, 2025
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Squimpy

Adjective: As in squimpy horse plinko
I played a squimpy game of horse plinko
by SquimpPony November 23, 2025
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