This is not Sparta.

A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation.

Optional add-on phrase: I am lost.

C does not watch football.

A: Did you see the game last night?
B: Yeah, it was awesome!
C: This is not Sparta. I am lost.

by AA TTrue GGamer June 28, 2009

jerk n spurt

What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.

I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003

Hilhi Spartans

Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."

Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"

*11 weeks later*

Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"

by TitsForHarambe May 13, 2013

For Sparta

When attempting to commit an act of awesomness a person can shout this for extra emphasis.

Can also mean extreme happiness and awesomeness

Ex. 1YO IMA KILL YOU NIGGA, FOR SPARTA SON!!!!

Ex. 2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLAY
FOR SPARTA!

by Matt Schenk May 20, 2010

sparta

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.

Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."

by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008

slut spurt

Sporadic period of heightened sexual activity conducted by a girl who fluctuates between abstinence and sluttiness. This girl may often imply that she is a virgin when she is dormant.

Mike: Oh my God, did you hear that Kelsey just got it on with five guys this week?

John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.

by phagan February 29, 2008

Spartakicks

Sandals that look like they could be worn by the Spartans. Most likely to be worn by females, also known as "gladiator shoes".

"Dude check out that chick's sandals. I think she was in that movie 300. Well, those Spartakicks definitely were."

by reezyyy September 5, 2009