Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

Scrafumple Scralooge

An insanely wacky and zany insult that can be used in any way you want, either to convey goofiness, genuine anger, or even extreme offense. It is an insult that anybody can use to express any feeling or attitude at any time.

Person 1: You're such a Scrafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a bit stupid)
Person 2: Dude, you're actually a Scafumple Scralooge (he was saying you're a fucking idiot)

by JackAttack1U January 26, 2023

speafing

When someone is talking in a nonsensical manner, making absurd or contradictory statements, or weaving unrelated ideas together in a confusing manner. By Nis Tuga

"that mf is speafing rn"/ "yo stop speafin my boy"

by Nis Tuga September 14, 2023

Dave Sprackman

Coded reference to methamphetamine. Hidden derivative of the word spracked. A name to use in sensitive areas when looking for meth.

Did Dave Sprackman ever make it to the party? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

by WillyV November 16, 2007

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'

Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!

by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019

Sean/Serafall

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Sean/Serafall is such a simp

by Genshi The Wizard April 19, 2020