Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

spinklelob

a cracked up alter-ego of spongebob only appearing if spongebob snorts 20kgs (45 lbs) of cocaine

"spinklelob did it again"

by l0llyshit February 14, 2025

Splingle

The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth

"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"

by Three Witches February 21, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025

slinkle fuck and puff

when you fuckin a nigga and put a lit ciggy in they ass and they breathe out smoke from they mouth

nigga: "yo what did you do with that fuckin nigga"

nigga2: "i gave that nigga a slinkle fuck and puff and raped him"

by Goodguy111111 October 5, 2025

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025