Splitter

The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.

Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."

by RickaySpar December 15, 2008

shit splitters

Another word to explain thong underwear!

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 27, 2009

Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

by dolphy93 November 5, 2014

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Splatterday

A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore

Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross

David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.

by McStreamy December 14, 2012

Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013