The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.
by APervert May 13, 2005
Get the Mammoth Bitch Splittermug. A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021
Get the Louisiana log splittermug. by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006
Get the purple headed bitch splittermug. That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.
by Sittingbully January 11, 2012
Get the Big black bitch splitter.mug. When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006
Get the Moses Red Sea-Splittermug. A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023
Get the St. Louis Log Splittermug. Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
Get the Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)mug.