Splinkton

"Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.

If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.

If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.

If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.

For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."

Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.

Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.

by Splinker August 27, 2011

Split The D

1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.

2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.

3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.

"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"

"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"

by MrGoodBones September 8, 2012

split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN

Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.

by ntaylor April 30, 2003

splinter cell

One of the few true stealth games on the market. Popular, but still underrated really. Brought us something new for a change (Spy vs Merc multiplayer) and really fun co-op (Chaos Theory).

Casual gamers love to dispute over Splinter Cell and MGS. One popular argument being "he has 3 green lights on his head how can the dumb guards not see him?!". It is widely known that that is Sam's trademark, the guards don't actually see it. A better comparison might be Splinter Cell and Thief.

by GOERNR May 23, 2006

Split the G

On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G

Dude, try split the G

by Irish/Canadian June 9, 2018

Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008