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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 19, 2008
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spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.
Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!
by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004
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lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...
i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!
by avaflava February 6, 2010
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splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.
Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!
by Kevin Borst September 8, 2008
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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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Splice

The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina
she did a split, and i could totally see her splice
by Hawkinelli June 24, 2010
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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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