by word masher November 20, 2009
Get the spheriocity mug.Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.
Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019
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The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.
You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.
The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.
You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.
The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013
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by Roger McMahon April 6, 2006
Get the zulu-sphere mug.The Norse God of Thunder, hence sphericthor would apparently be a chubby Norse God...... I don't know if that means to fear his wrath... or poke him in the belly to see if he makes that pilsbury doughboy noise
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by sphericthor February 3, 2004
Get the sphericthor mug.The drunken equivilant to a Punnet Square. Used in place of Punnet square as a retort to being called one initially.
by EvilSera February 4, 2006
Get the Punnet Sphere mug.(1)One of the best bands. Funniest shit ive ever heard! IM this guy for info... "Glockd U Sucka"
(2)The coolest new video game in the south park episode with towlie
(2)The coolest new video game in the south park episode with towlie
"DUDE! did you go to the Okama Game Sphere show?!"
"Dude i love Okama Game Sphere, letsp lay another game!"
"Dude i love Okama Game Sphere, letsp lay another game!"
by Diabolical December 21, 2003
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