Spazio

From spastic, the disability.

Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded.

A certain person with strange common sense that just cannot be explained.

Yeh Hannah’s just being a spazio again.

by Chromosome69 March 7, 2020

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

spazmo

Spazmo = spastic moment... hence "spazmo"... probably found in Frank Zappa's "Dictionary of Shunned Words".

He's a having a spastic moment, ergo, he is a spazmo to his friends.

by plumedenon December 23, 2009

spazzer

Scastic person or idiot

He's such a spazzer!

by Alex Horgan February 4, 2004

Spazmo

A person who acts spasticated on a regular basis

god Kate Wilby is such a spazmo

by bumbag32 June 3, 2010

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005