staunch

To be the smoothest, ever!

You're gorgeous, give us a kiss! No?
How 'bout you then?
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss?
I is well staunch luv!!!!

by Mark Lettice February 19, 2003

staunch

n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.

Thanksgiving with my grandparents was staunch-o-rama, man.

by Kennedy Danzig November 27, 2004

Staunch

1. A state of severe constipation.
2. A fat, lazy person.

1. "Eating that bad pizza made me rather staunch."
2. "I need to stop playing the computer all day, i'm getting too staunch!"

by daniel sherman September 17, 2004

splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

sprunch

The sound one makes when they fall from a great height, making a Splat and a Crunch sound.

Wow! When you fell from up there--you made a Splat AND a Crunch sound! A Sprunch!!!

by Moons McSparkles September 4, 2016

Staunch

To aggressively propose violence.

I staunchest some fella outside coles.

by Theoriginalwood April 19, 2018

Staunch

Loyal, commited to the sesh. Taking pills at 5am and pulling all nighters.

"Aye he's luitennant staunch he wont be sleeping anytime soon"

by Cheiftan marton November 13, 2017