When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.
Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.
Guy 2: Who was your matador?!
Guy 1: Your dad.
Guy 2: Who was your matador?!
Guy 1: Your dad.
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Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
by tinkabilly April 18, 2015
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Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.
SPANTS!
by Bare Foot Smithy December 22, 2014
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Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run
by Keef70 October 1, 2015
Get the Spanish Hot Dog mug.Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)
...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004
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The Girl- "GET THE F^%K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
The Girl- "GET THE F^%K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
by Chandler96 July 9, 2011
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