smacktard

Someone who looks bad in a picture.

"Wow, I totally look like a smacktard in that picture!"

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

stalkward

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.

"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."

by iamlit May 14, 2009

Smacktard

A dumbass that needs to get slapped that many people hate.

Crusadertube: You fucking muzzie

Moh77: STFU SMACKTARDS
^^pwned

by 1437 October 31, 2007

smacktard

Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.

That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.

by md-mr April 20, 2003

Smacktard

Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.

Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight

by Frunobulax July 5, 2003

SmackTard

Something you call someone for doing something really stupid

Why do you watch MASH you SmackTard?!

by KILLKEV March 10, 2005

smacktard

1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.

I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!

by RCD December 28, 2005