After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " February 6, 2025

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth
by graham norton May 20, 2015

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.
God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.
by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020

"poop"
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022
