spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

spackle queen

After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick

I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...

by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " February 6, 2025

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

Man spackle

Another word for sperm or semen

I'm going to fill your mouth with my man spackle.

by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.

My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020

Dackle Spackle

Methamphetamine

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!

by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022