When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " February 6, 2025

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

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