Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
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spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.
God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.
by The Perfect Burrito December 20, 2022
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spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?
by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018
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orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth
i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle
by graham norton May 19, 2015
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When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience
When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!
by Karlsbad August 29, 2009
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spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!
by Kdog37 December 31, 2014
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