snorf

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."

by 1958Fury April 20, 2007

snormph

area on a man's body between his asshole and sack.

When she went down on me, she liked my snormph.

by Tj Fontenot November 26, 2006

Snore Wizard

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.

"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.

by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009

snome

sneezing and cumming simultaneously

you just got your snome all over my junk.

by duckycakes October 22, 2010

Snorb

A creepy yeti-like thing that lives in your closet and feeds on your brains when you sleep!

Mark just got his brains eaten from that snorb in his closet!

by Squidward Testicles December 5, 2004

Snora

When you live in an apartment building and you can't sleep, work or play because the girl in another apartment, or your apartment, won't stop snoring.

I couldn't concentrate on playing Halo because Snora in the apartment next to me was roaring like a wild boar.

by Who loves pizza? September 25, 2010

snorf

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

by snorfie July 25, 2006