snotling

Noun, usually derrogatory: A small child. (Pl): snotlings.

"Why ever would you want to get married and have snotlings?"

by Amy Brond November 24, 2004

shocking language video

Advertisements of Spanish women with large breast.

*sees ad: shocking language video*

Chick looks old, but damn does she sure have large breasts.

by Matthew the Alchemist October 10, 2013

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 2, 2011

Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.

Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.

by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 1, 2009

Snorkling

a term which one may use to humour a situation or insult a peer in an amusing fashion. Often used by males about women to describe a womans sexual desire for that individual male.

Telling a friend:

Kyle: "Jade is so wet for me i need a snorkle when i go down on her."
Zac: "i know man, i heard its like an ocean."
This would be the action of 'snorkling'

by S-man123 March 16, 2012

Snorkeling

Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.

My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.

by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013