Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Solid Snacking

The act of infiltration - with the optional use of a box or many boxes - of a shop, with intent to procure edible goods unpayed for.

"Hey, where did you get all those candy bars of unspecified brand?!" - Jeff.

"Oh man, I totally solid snacked my way into that convenience store and took them without paying!" - Andy.

"Sweet! I'm going to go solid snacking too!" - Jeff.

"Fine, but you're raidin'." - Andy.

by AndyandJeff October 18, 2008

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.

Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.

by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

Snucking

To fuck in a Snuggie.

I had sweaty snucking with this broad last night.

by Doug E Freshh February 4, 2010

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

snooking

the act or process of messing with people (usually sexually) in their sleep

woa man Ariana was snooking that Sisti guy

by Joe222 September 2, 2006