snatchlasticity

having superb vaginal muscle control.

Karen's husband did not cheat on her because, even after the birth of the twins, she maintained such marvelous snatchlasticity.

by Peri Mason May 25, 2006

snatchies

snatchies is used in place of dibs when dibs gets overused or too old. Snatchies overrides dibs in every situation except one where your ass gets beaten down.
Snatchies refers to snatching something, like the shotgun of a car or the last piece of pizza on a plate.

*One piece of cheesecake left*
guy 1: Dibs
guy 2: Snatchies
guy 1: *looks around to see if guy 2 is about to get his ass beaten down* dammit, you get it
guy 3: Dude, you say dibs like every 5 seconds, of course guy 2 is gonna get it
guy 2: Hellz yea

by Doomblaze January 6, 2008

Snatchasaurous

A creature that resides in the vagina and attacks penis when inserted.
Known weaknesses: summer sausage, crisco

She had a snatchasaurous that I had to tame with crisco and summer sausage

by Atkins March 2, 2008

Snatching

To conceal drugs or other items in your vagina to avoid detection.

keistering keister bunny

That bitch was snatching an entire kilo of blow during her strip search. She's going the be the next prison keister bunny.

by buckeyeinthesoonerstate May 8, 2016

smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.

During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.

by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009

Snatches

The art of grabbing a male of female's nipple without them noticing. Snatches can only be prevented by saying "No Snatches" which then grants immunity for 2 minutes.

*Dylan extends hand onto Brady's hard nipple*

Dylan: "Snatchesss"
Brady: WHAT THE LITERAL FRICK

*Christian screams from top of the lung*
Christan: "No Snatches!"

by Isnatches March 11, 2015

Snatchin'

When you claim your fast or are fast

Yo that nigga Adam stay snatchin' on everyone

by Trap Da Ozzz June 19, 2010