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red river slurping

when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.
Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006
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sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva
The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!
by diegest March 18, 2003
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smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.
'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'
by CSells March 19, 2004
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smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.
"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"
by Lucy October 20, 2004
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Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.
Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.
by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010
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butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.
Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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smorphing

Smorphing is an act of identity misrepresentation based on sharing a commercial identity among friends or co-workers. Derived from phishing and morphing, smorphing occurs when someone shares their on-line account and password for fee-based on-line services to someone else who accesses the services pretending to be that person.
Bob smorphed time.com with his friend's identity and downloaded premium content articles for free.
by Wally Kowal May 5, 2005
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