a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009
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Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
by That Guy81 November 14, 2011
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A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.
by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010
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