Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

Smish

a word used to call an ignorant someone a fuck-boy.

if that smish doesn't stop running his mouth I'm gonna beat his ass!

by brick_1 October 14, 2014

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

smish

happiness personally felt in response to awareness of another person's happiness.

I heard that Martha is really happy that she qualified for that race. I feel an overwhelming sense of smish!

by Raven Rehill August 27, 2010

smashy

A smashy is a spikey from the popular game, yoshi's island, but all its spikes are replaced with hammers.

oh my god, that smashy killed kenny!

by dontcare3000 August 22, 2007

smish

n. 1.a pile of pot
2.pot in general

v. to smoke weed

whoa! look at that smish, we're getting stoned today.

is there smish?

you want to smish?

by motherfrigginholler August 16, 2006

smishmorshmun

stealth for abortion mofo

ah fuk im preggaz, need a smishmorshmun

by split pin November 24, 2009