Niger Selfish

The most ruthless and insulting forms of selfishness.

Walmart is Niger selfish with their protected time off given to employees.

by kgnih June 30, 2020

Selfish Politics

When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.

Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)

Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"

Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"

by Moonshine Billy September 18, 2012

Selfish

having a selfie sesh with multiple people or by yourself

friend: "omg this is really good lighting let's take selfies"
other friend: "okay let's have a selfish!"
selfie sesh friends

by heyb666 November 19, 2015

selfish

Choosing to play with your new dog instead of getting drunk with your bestfriend

Lane was selfish when he went home to play with his new dog, instead of being there for his sad friend and getting drunk with him.

by Crease Meech November 18, 2016

selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving

Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes

by helloOnisionyourewelcome March 6, 2017

selfishsun

One very hot girl

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Selfish

"Do what you want regardless of other people's happiness"

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish

by Niggerdick1738 August 27, 2017