smash

short for suck my ash

person-1 : yo buddy i saw you last night with your Cathy's friend, right??
person-2 : Yeah we had made one night stand. You know man she's really such a bitch. "The real SMASH hole in the world"
person-1 : ow, it's so awsome.
person-2 : yes guy, we wonna to take it again.

by buddy's chan February 26, 2007

Smash

verb) to fuck.

to have sex hard, and violent.

noun) instant mashed potato.

I'm gonna smash you tonight

We have smash for dinner tonight.

by ChipmunkOnKetamine August 05, 2009

smash

1. A crush a girl gets on another girl. The smash can be platonic, meaning that the girl wants to be friends with the girl she has a smash on.
2. The girl another girl has a crush on.
(I noticed this word in a Smith College yearbook from the 50's or 60's, so I think it started with the platonic sense.)

I've got a smash on that girl jane in my drawing class! She has the best clothes.

by mfm February 09, 2004

smash

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

by Lisamary March 28, 2008

smash

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

by kgw November 09, 2007

smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

by dempywempy May 16, 2009

smash

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.

Oh, was it a good smash?

by Seahorn February 17, 2009