I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!
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Get the Stumpfucked mug.A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.
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The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
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girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009
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Generally when you are just sucking for a period of time. It often refers to the academic ability of an individual. It is possible to earn ones way out of a slump, which is usually followed by a victory dance.
'Slumped' from October 2010 to February 2011 after a series of academic failures. With his return to glory being fueled by his story 'Piano Man'. A tale of a man whose life journey of not belonging is told through his music on stage - an instant classic.
by fallen.X.angel March 23, 2011
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