Slooz

Act of sloozing

Damn nigga, you got da slooz

by PriitK October 15, 2003

Snooze Button Rage

The deep seeded, bubbling resentment and pure rage the partner on the alarm clock side of the bed who doesn't have to get up yet has for the partner that keeps pleading for the snooze button to be hit "one more time". The snoozing partner invariably manages to sleep in between each snooze push and will be late for work. The alarm clock button pusher will lie there, awake and just waiting for the end of each nine minute interval because they need to hit snooze again. The snoozer feels great. The alarm clock keeper is exhausted, having been on snooze duty for 45 mins instead of sleeping.

Wayne: uhhhhh, too tired to get up, hit snooze again.
Kate: this alarm has been going off for half an hour.
Wayne: what are you on? I've only heard it once, zzzzzz
Kate: I am going to smother you with a pillow and my defense will be Snooze Button Rage.

by Amanda Lee Smoth July 20, 2012

snoozer

An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.

Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.

by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017

snooze-o-rama

A particularly boring event, during which it is likely that one or more people will fall asleep.

Prof. Jensen's history class is a snooze-o-rama.

by Zymish March 8, 2007

slozer

a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.

Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.

by courrrtttttneyyyyherrrttt June 18, 2009

SNOOZE

To be fucking sick at Counter-Strike.

Bro did you see me snooze on that kid?!

by SN00ZE November 28, 2018

Snooze Job

A snooze job is when you and your partner are waken up by the alarm clock, you hit the snooze button and he/she starts performing oral sex until the alarm goes off again.

"The buzzer starting going off and I knew it was time to giver him a snooze job."

by Regginald Fils-Aime August 6, 2004