Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

Slushing

The act of walking slowly and bobbing side to side with your feet pointed outward while shaking a slushie cup in order to make sure it is mixed. Must have earbuds over each ear and you must dap every person you see in the hallway. Do this when coming back to class from lunch.

Guy 1 (Slushie Walking): *Daps 10 homies* Yo what's good Mr. Smith?

Mr. Smith (Psychology Teacher): You're late to class again. Stop slushing and get a move-on.

by kingofthejunk May 29, 2018

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

clam splashing

The female equivalent of "sword fighting".

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.

by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Smashing it

When you’re pure smashing life and any walking female in it

Here mikes just proper smashing it, huge inspiration!

by AlexxxBx November 23, 2020

Smashing Pumpkins

When somebody forgets the 'the' in The Smashing Pumpkins.

Smashing Pumpkins are the greatest band ever!

No, but the Smashing Pumpkins are!

by MMBKG November 30, 2003