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Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.
by DErekd June 16, 2018
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Kappa Slappa

The act of pulling down your pants and whipping your penis side to side, so that it can slap your thighs and make a loud clapping noise, the faster and harder the better
WOMAN: "Hey jeff do the kappa slappa for me"
JEFF: "OK, let me take off my pants"
JEFF's Penis: "CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP"
by BIG LV September 6, 2008
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Koofi Slappa

one who slaps kufi's, hats or anytype of head gear off of ones head as the ultimate sign of disrespect.
you see him slap his hat off? thats a koofi slappa
by Reggie Rockswell September 23, 2004
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slapa

to strike a man's genitalia on another person's body, usually their face. Used with a mock latin accent, and generally no adjectives. Not unlike a turkey slap
Steve slapa Pete

Pete slapas Steve and Gabe face

Gabe slapa my face
by NewOrderrr July 12, 2009
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Slapjack

Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.
Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe
by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010
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Alabama slama

Jim-Bob had sex with his sister, hence, the Alabama slama.
by lonelypauly December 25, 2005
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slapaho

Abbreviation for Save Lives And Put A Helmet On. An extreme sports Brand.
SLAPAHO MEMPHIS (Making Easy Money Pimpin Hos In Style)
by FunKyTowNsFineSt January 26, 2005
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