Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

by Ava Balster October 26, 2018

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

Shmoopee

An adjective expressing empathy for someone who is sporting particularly outlandish facial hair and pouting.

When Pauly showed up looking all shmoopee, I felt bad for him, but couldn't help snapping a photo for Facebook.

by House Of Fu January 2, 2008

Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.

Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.

by AlBauce April 11, 2019

Shmoody

A woman of desire, a woman of essence.

Ive never felt so strong for someone before. I love you, my Shmoody.

by meeehoy July 8, 2021

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

Shmool

A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.

Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.

by Quad Girl May 13, 2010