More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.
People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.
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He dropped out of school because he became a shithead.
by Sanam Star October 26, 2007
Get the shithead mug.adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
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2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen
by tobym April 30, 2005
Get the shitarded mug.A name you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when they say or do something stupid. A compliment to their ignorance. It implies that they must have shit in their head for a brain.
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Get the Bo-Hunk Shithead mug.Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard
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