shiftingwithmell

shifting with mell, more like lyin with mell, it could also be used as a way to say im gonna lie

" boutta make me go all shiftingwithmell on your ash" or " STOP I JUST GOT PTSD FROM THE DARK AGES OF MELL-"

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

Bed shift

When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.

Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.

by schwigittyschwag February 5, 2015

Dick Shift

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

Rarufu Shift

When you have been moderating discord for 24 hours or more and haven't slept or eaten in three days. Also you may be extremely stressed due to *insert crypto FUD* and may have been unwillingly rugged in the last 48 hours due to literally no fault of your own.

"Pulling a Rarufu shift here"

by Rarufu July 8, 2021

Shiffaroe

A hard substance (harder than dolemite) that white slavemasters and overseers used to make slaves toil over for endless hours at a time.

Slave 1: Cum own Kunta, let's go own down by 'da river 'n rest a spell.

Slave 2: I kain't. I'zz to busy bustin' up dis Shiffaroe!

by Knowlege Doctor May 19, 2008

graveyard shift

a working shift that begins at midnight or 2 AM

I don't think I would have enough energy to stay awake during a graveyard shift.

by Light Joker July 26, 2005