shext

Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

by Doc2013 June 28, 2010

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sheit

A combination of shit and shite with a Teutonic twist. Pronunciation is similar to shite. Usage in this way does not imply that the subject is more shit, it in fact implies the inverse, it is made for all of the lighter uses of the above linked words.

Mang, Skid Row's first album is some good sheit.

I'll send you this sheit in the mail.

Wow, He-Man, I haven't seen this sheit in years.

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005

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shexternauting

The act of texting while taking a shit aka battling the brown juggernaut!

Yo Meathammer, what is all that noise in there?

Well excessive meat, I'm shexternauting my breezy while trying to keep my well endowed self under control.

by Excessive Meat October 7, 2010

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shebit

The shebit is a shy and rarely seen creature, with wide nocturnal eyes and pale skin. By avoiding daylight, this curious mammal shuns the waking world and prefers instead to inhabit its darkened den. This lair normally takes the form of a large bedroom with heavy curtains (never opened), numerous plates from midnight fish finger sandwiches (the Shebit's preferred snack) and the continual whine of a computer (the Sheit's only link to the outside world). However docile and retiring this animal may appear, do not approach its den before the sun sets! For the Shebit is vicious and you may not get out alive.

(As all mothers are likely to say from time to time) "Stop sitting about in this dark room! If you don't open those curtains you will turn into a Shebit!!"

by moose_biscuit May 11, 2004

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