shambo

An efficient and fool-proof mechanism for resolving minor disputes, a/k/a rock-paper-scissors.

We couldn't decide who would be the designated driver, so we shambo'd for it.

We used shambo to decide who would get the last pizza slice.

by ej76az June 11, 2006

rowe shambo

rowe shambo is the greatest game ever invented. when challenged to rowe shambo some one you have to kick your opponent in the balls as hard as you can. it is the first one to go down who loses. of course after the first kick the standard tactic is for the person who gave it to simply conceed the match safe in the knowledge that he can still have kids and just kicked some one in the balls really hard with no consquences

geoff williams and chris kelly played rowe shambo. geoff lost and can no longer have kids. good game all round

by james flunder February 9, 2005

Shamboobles

Hot, soft, perfect woman breast.

Hailey: Travis, do I look fat in this?
Travis: No, but it shows your shamboobles!

by Monkey Man Eating Pizzas. June 1, 2011

shamboneed

(pronounced sham-bo-need) the act of getting screwed, robbed, or downright fucked over.

Dude 1: "You end up taking that girl home last night?"

Dude 2: "Ya dude I did but she ended up passing out and pissing on my couch"

Dude 1: "Damn dude you got straight up shamboneed"

by thebeezneez December 11, 2011

shambollic

usually british or irish slang meaning in a state of chaos or chaotic. Also, meaning disgraceful or clumsy

The girl was rather shambollic, always tripping over her own feet.

by mrs.maloy4922 October 5, 2011

shamjob

Getting a blowjob while having your hair shampoo'd.

When Blake walked in the hair salon for a designer cut, he never thought he would walk out having received the much sought-after shamjob.

by ElfBlake June 11, 2012

Shameson

A sever hangover experienced by someone who drank too much Irish whisky the previous night.

Ah man i never want to be shamesoned like that again!
Dude don't get you're shameson all over the bathroom!

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018