closed semi

Well endowed uncircumcised man

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!

by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019

and that's on semicolon

basically like 'that's on period' but with a twist cause you ain't finished talking yet.

Girl: real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****-
Other Girl: and that's on semicolon sis; period.

by ionknowwhatsgoingon September 8, 2019

semicolon

A programmer's bane. Required by most programming langauges to seperate commands. The semicolon will usually render an entire program useless and force the programmer to search every line for that goddamn semicolon.

Programmer: I wrote a program to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything and I left out a semicolon! Fjsk!

by Tiko March 20, 2004

semi precious weapons

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.

"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."

by shannonigans December 22, 2008

semiautomagic

SemiautoMagic is a play on the word semiautomatic, and describes a modern day setting when magic can be used as a weapon.

SemiAutoMagic was also the working title for The Dresden Files, a series of books (and a sky 1 tv show) by Jim butcher.

by Paul Cat July 17, 2007

semi-player

A guy who is capable of getting plenty of women, but every once in a while gets involved in a long relationship.

I think Ethan likes to have fun with women, but every so often he'll get tied down, so he's a semi-player.

by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010