Brandon Semenuk

Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.

Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?

by AirMtb April 11, 2015

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Buffalo Seminary

Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.

Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's from Buffalo Seminary don't waste your time.

by userrr202432 October 6, 2020

buffalo seminary

straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend

girl: what happened to you!
girl: i go to buffalo seminary now

by lanadelraystan November 3, 2021

Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003