Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

Porn Scroll

While watching a video on the computer, you scroll ahead for the good parts. Just like in a porn movie scrolling to the desired part.

Jim and I were watching MI3 and I was enjoying the entire movie, but he kept porn scrolling ahead to all the explosions.

by bodaggin January 11, 2012

Scroll-troll

A person that is connected to you on social media sites. They rarely if ever: comment on post. they do not hit the like, love, get angry or saddened button. They just troll your posts, scroll-trolls view your pictures, watch you videos, literally watch your every move laying in the cut as if dead.

I know numb-nuts is a scroll-troll because Mike told me numb-nuts was raving about my posts.

by Jay G Dizzle Mesa, Az outtaSF November 24, 2018

Take a scroll

Used in group chats on social media when someone asks a question about arrangements that have been discussed earlier

Dave: Hey, so what are the plans for tomorrow night?
Tom: Take a scroll

by Roo_12 June 25, 2015

Scroll off

When someone disagrees with your online post.

If you don’t like it scroll off!

by Bleauxsky November 8, 2018

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

scroll 'n' lol

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.

-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.

by mr.ukas October 24, 2012