Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.

Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

by TakeALook October 26, 2019

schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

by boing757 June 2, 2009